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FREE: Couch
« on: January 30, 2012, 01:07:00 PM »
There wasn't any more space left in my living room so three months ago my couch got a new home on the back patio.
Since then it has been collection dust and once again, taking up too much space.

It is black. Pleather. Has a few rips on the seats and about 10,000 dog claw marks. (Thanks Chuck!). But, it would make a good couch for a hunting shack, garage, man cave, or ..a back patio. It also makes a great perch if your dog thinks they are a gargoyle.

I will deliver it any where in the Tally area if you come help me load it up. If no one wants it, I am taking a chainsaw to it next week.
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Re: FREE: Couch
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2012, 04:26:03 PM »
Burn it  8)
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Re: FREE: Couch
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2012, 04:59:59 PM »
Quote from: Scott on January 30, 2012, 04:26:03 PM
Burn it  8)
I will. But not in one piece. It will be more of a slow bon fire than a couch explosion.

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Re: FREE: Couch
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2012, 06:35:56 PM »
free the couch!
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Re: FREE: Couch
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2012, 07:53:26 PM »
Quote from: coonbottom on January 30, 2012, 04:59:59 PM
I will. But mama won't let me burn it in one piece. It will be more of a sissyfied slow fire than the couch explosion I wanted.

FIFY  :D
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Re: FREE: Couch
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2012, 09:05:37 PM »
Quote from: Scott on January 30, 2012, 07:53:26 PM
Quote from: coonbottom on January 30, 2012, 04:59:59 PM
I will. But mama won't let me burn it in one piece. It will be more of a sissyfied slow fire than the couch explosion I wanted.

FIFY  :D
The guy who lives behind me is a retired fire fighter. Cool dude. But paranoid of fire. I have already had the HFD called on me one time.

I like to keep the HFD and my neighbors happy ..or at least not pissed off.

But blowing furniture up at leadfoot's, now that is a different story.
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Re: FREE: Couch
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2012, 09:26:12 PM »
just a wild idea you should get a bunch of tracer rounds and see how long till the catch the couch on fire.
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Re: FREE: Couch
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2012, 09:58:17 AM »
Quote from: sirnid on January 30, 2012, 09:26:12 PM
just a wild idea you should get a bunch of tracer rounds and see how long till the catch the couch on fire.
Knowing my luck ..none. I would spend like $60 on ammo and then still have to get rid of it. lol
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Re: FREE: Couch
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2012, 02:23:09 PM »
Quote from: coonbottom on January 30, 2012, 01:07:00 PM
It is black. Pleather. Has a few rips on the seats and about 10,000 dog claw marks and several hundred bullet holes.
You never know, bullet holes might help the sale!  I say take it to lead foot's house and set it ablaze!
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Re: FREE: Couch
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2012, 02:33:03 PM »
come on with it, just make sure you have plenty of beer.
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Re: FREE: Couch
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2012, 08:44:36 AM »
Quote from: lead foot on January 31, 2012, 02:33:03 PM
come on with it, just make sure you have plenty of beer.
....really?

Because, I mean, I need to get my lawn chair back anyway. I will totally trade it for this couch.
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Re: FREE: Couch
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2012, 07:33:44 PM »
You can have that chair back now that Mitchell's run over it with his 4wheeler.  If you still wanna burn the couch load it up and come on.  Just bring some beer.
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Re: FREE: Couch
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2012, 08:38:55 AM »
Quote from: lead foot on February 03, 2012, 07:33:44 PM
You can have that chair back now that Mitchell's run over it with his 4wheeler.  If you still wanna burn the couch load it up and come on.  Just bring some beer.
I think the chair was originally Troy's so I guess that is kind of a fitting end for it.

Funny- I dropped the couch off at a college kid neighborhood. Two days later as I drove by the couch was gone. It was replaced with a love seat. One man's trash....
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Re: FREE: Couch
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2012, 09:12:35 AM »
Quote from: coonbottom on February 07, 2012, 08:38:55 AM
Funny- I dropped the couch off at a college kid neighborhood. Two days later as I drove by the couch was gone. It was replaced with a love seat. One man's trash....
Dang, I was gonna get it and take it to the hunting camp :)
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Re: FREE: Couch
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2012, 07:38:09 PM »
Funny- I dropped the couch off at a college kid neighborhood. Two days later as I drove by the couch was gone. It was replaced with a love seat. One man's trash....
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Well, at least you know what the exchange rate if for that neigborhood now. My boss has a house in Panacea. When he was down there one weekend someone had taken his new garden hose, and left him a doormat  ::)
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